MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
> > A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
> > >
> > >
> > > ‘Please note that this Bank is installing new
> > Drive-through ATM
> > > machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without
> > leaving their
> > > vehicles.
> > >
> > >
> > > Customers using this new facility are requested to use
> > the
> > > procedures outlined below when accessing their
> > accounts.
> > >
> > >
> > > After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE
> > Procedures have been
> > > developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for
> > your gender.’
> > >
> > > *******************************
> > > MALE PROCEDURE:
> > > 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
> > > 2. Put down your car window.
> > > 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
> > > 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
> > > 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
> > > 6. Put window up.
> > > 7. Drive off.
> > >
> > >
> > > *******************************
> > >
> > >
> > > FEMALE PROCEDURE:
> > > What is really funny is that most of this part is the
> > Truth.!!!!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 1. Drive up to cash machine.
> > > 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align
> > car window with
> > > the machine.
> > > 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
> > > 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger
> > seat to locate
> > > card.
> > > 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back
> > and hang up.
> > > 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
> > > 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due
> > to its
> > > excessive distance from the car.
> > > 8. Insert card.
> > > 9. Re-insert card the right way.
> > > 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN
> > written on the
> > > inside back page.
> > > 11. Enter PIN.
> > > 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
> > > 13. Enter amount of cash required.
> > > 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
> > > 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
> > > 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place
> > cash inside.
> > > 17. Write debit amount in check register and place
> > receipt in back
> > > of checkbook.
> > > 18. Re-check makeup.
> > > 19. Drive forward 2 feet.
> > > 20. Reverse back to cash machine.
> > > 21. Retrieve card.
> > > 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place
> > card into the
> > > slot provided!
> > > 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting
> > behind you.
> > > 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
> > > 25. Redial person on cell phone.
> > > 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
> > > 27. Release Parking Brake.