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Hyman recently had a full medical check up. When he returned 3 weeks later after the exhaustive lab tests were complete, his doctor said he was doing “fairly well” for his age.

Hyman was obviously a little concerned about that comment and so asked his doctor “Do you think I’ll live to be 80, doctor?”

He replied, “Well, do you smoke or drink beer?”

“Oh no”, Hyman replied, “I’ve never done either.”

Then the doctor asked, “Do you eat grilled steaks or barbequed ribs?”

Hyman replied, “No, I’ve heard that red meat is very unhealthy.”

“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?” asked the doctor.

“No I don’t,” Hyman replied.

Then the doctor asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or mess have any sort of fun?”

“No,” said Hyman, “I’ve done none of those things.”

The doctor looked at Hyman and said, “Then why do you want to live to be 80?”