Reply To: Jokes

A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an

Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow

group of golfers in front of them.

The Italian from New York fumed, ‘What’s with those jerks? We’re waiting

fifteen minutes between shots!’

The Indian Doctor chimed in, ‘I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such poor

golf!’

The Chinese businessman called out ‘Move it, time is money’!!!

The Catholic Priest said, ‘Here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word

with him.’

‘Excuse me, Sir! Said the Catholic Priest, ‘What’s wrong with that group

ahead of us?

They’re rather slow, aren’t they?’

The greens keeper replied, ‘Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind fire fighters.

They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we

always let them play for free anytime.’

The group fell silent for a moment.

The Catholic Priest said, ‘That’s so sad. I think I will say a special

prayer for them tonight.’

The Indian Doctor said, ‘Good idea. I’m going to contact my Ophthalmologist

colleague and see if there’s anything that he might be able to do for them.’

The Chinese bus inessman replied, ‘I think I’ll donate $50,000 to the fire

fighters Union in honor of these brave souls’!!

The Italian from New York said, ‘Why can’t they play at night?