In the former Soviet Union, Stalin goes to visit a kindergarten. He makes conversation by asking the children what they would like to be when they grow up.
He starts with the first child.
“Who’s your mother?”
“Mother Russia”
Who’s your father?”
“Father Stalin”
“What would you like to be when you grow up?”
“A Doctor”
He goes on to the next child and asks the same questions.
“…Mother Russia…Father Stalin…a nurse”
He goes through the class until he finally reaches the last child.
“Who’s your mother?”
“Mother Russia”
“Who’s your father?”
“Father Stalin”
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
“An orphan”