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Mechel Schwartz is a Ponzi scammer and insurance fraudster who manages to get a verdict of not guilty by reason of insanity, so that he is sent off to a beis mishegoyim. As soon as he arrives, Schwartz, a haimishe oisvorf who hasn’t kept Shabbos in 30 years, demands all of his religious rights as a Jew, including glatt kosher food, and exemption from all therapy on Shabbos.
All is going well until one day, his psychiatrist, Dr Goldstein, catches him on Shabbos not only smoking a cigar, but trying to sell him smuggled Cuban cigars for $50 each.
“Schwartz, what are you doing to me? I got you kosher food, no basket weaving on Shabbos and Yom Tov, a Shabbos timer, permission for your wife to bensch licht in your room, and THIS is what you do to me? Smoking on Shabbos, and selling phony Cuban cigars for five times the right price besides?”
“Dr Goldstein, you forget, I’m criminally insane!”