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Yankel ended up in some very serious trouble when sent to EY to “learn” and he wound up in prison for three years. So, everyone was shocked to find out that upon his return to the US, he became engaged to a very eidel girl from a choshuve family. Finally, one of his friends asked him how he managed to pull it off. He replied: “It wasn’t me. It was my shadchonis. She told her father that I was such a good learner, they paid me to stay in EY for three years!”
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EY is the only place where you can find guys named Zakai in prison!