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Finally, a donor was found for a new ultra-kanoishe yeshive and tznius patrol training center in Yerushalayim.
The schnorrer-in-chief (fundraising director) asked the donor, a hymishe New Yorker, what he wanted put on the entrance plaques.
“Maybe you can make me two pleks? One mit myne nomen and one in the honer from Brooklyn Union Ges, or whatever it iz kallt now, eppes Keyspen?”
“Of course – but why?”
“If it wasn’t far all de ges explosions I am havink in myne bildinks over the past year, you tink I ken give all de gelt far dann naye yeshive in dis kind from an economy?”
“Yes, so this is not a problem. But tell me, what is the right name I should use?”
“How I am supposed to know? You tink I ever paid myne ges bills in the lest ten years? I just pay enough dey ken turn it on lang enough far mir tzi machn an explosion!”