LET ME SEE IF I
> GOT THIS RIGHT…
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN
> BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
> LABOR.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
> ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
> INDEFINITELY.
>
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET
> SHOT.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
> JAILED.
>
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
> ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
> AGAIN.
>
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
> ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE
> SEALED.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER
> ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO
> ROT.
>
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
> GET
>
>
> 1 – A JOB,
> 2 – A DRIVERS LICENSE,
> 3 – SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
>> 4 – WELFARE,
> 5 – FOOD STAMPS,
>> 6 – CREDIT CARDS,
> 7 – SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A
> HOUSE,
> 8 – FREE EDUCATION,
> 9 – FREE HEALTH CARE,
> 10 – A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
> 11 – BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC
> DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
> 13 – AND YOU CAN VOTE DEMOCRAT.
>
> I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
>