A Blonde’s Year in Review
January: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels… Helloooo!!! … bottles won’t fit in printer !!!
March: Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months… The box said ‘2-4 years!’
April: Trapped on escalator for hours …. power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
June: Tried to go water skiing…….couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
August: Got locked out of my car in rain storm….. car swamped because soft-top was open.
September: The capital of California is ‘C’…..isn’t it???
October: Hate M & M’s…..they are so hard to peel.
November: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December: Couldn’t call 911 . ‘duh’…..there’s no ‘eleven’ button on the stupid phone!!!