“Doctor, doctor, I’ve swallowed the film from my camera.”
“We’ll just have to wait and see what develops.”
🙂
“Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a clock.”
“OK, just relax. There’s no need to get yourself wound up.”
🙂
“Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog.”
“Sit down and tell me all about it.”
“I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture.”
🙂
“Doctor, doctor, I’ve lost my memory.”
“When did this happen?”
“When did what happen?”
🙂
“Doctor, doctor! There’s an invisible man in the waiting room.”
“Well, tell I can’t see him right now.”
🙂
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I wake up one day and see Mickey Mouse in front of my eyes and wake up the next day and see Donald Duck in front of my eyes.
Doc: I see, and how long have you had these Disney spells?
🙂
Patient: Doc, will I be able to read with these glasses?
Doc: You sure will.
Patient: That’s great! I never could read before.
🙂
Doctor: “It’s no good. I can’t find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking.”
Patient: “I’ll come back when you’re sober then!”
🙂
Larry: I keep seeing little black spots before my eyes.
Harry: Have you seen a Doctor yet?
Larry: No, just little black spots.
🙂
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It’s a big building with a lot of doctors, but that’s not important now!
🙂
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?
Nurse: No change yet.
🙂
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: A shoebox.
🙂
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.