A man wakes ups in middle of the night and hears noises downstairs. Peeking over the banister he sees three theives looting his china closet. So he tiptoes qietly over to his bedroom phone and calls the police. “There are three robbers in my house”, he tells the officer on duty. “Sorry. We have no cars available right now”, she replies and promply hangs up. The man waits a couple of minutes and then dials 911 again. “Hi, I’m the one who called you a few minutes ago about a robbery. Don’t bother sendin anybody. I already shot all three theives…”. 30 seconds later there are ten patrol cars and two ambulances outside his house. The thieves were caught red-handed.
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