A tough old cowboy from Nevada counseled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The son did this religiously to the age of 103 when he died.
He left behind:
14 children
30 grandchildren
45 great grandchildren
25 great great grandchildren
and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be!