REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK:
It reduces stress.
It leads to more honest communications.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
It encourages carpooling.
It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
It makes fellow employees look better.
It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.
Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.