“Rivka,” he says, “ven ve go to dee club and dee vaiter asks you vaht you vahnt for ah drink, please don’t say `ah glass Manishevitz vine.’ At a club like dis, you don’t esk for Manishevitz vine.”
“You should esk for ah Martini,” replies Aaron, “every lady drinks Martini. You’ll like it.”
That evening at the club, as the smartly dressed drinks waiter arrives at their table to take their order, Rivka is ready. “Madam, may I bring you a cocktail?”
Rivka replies, “Yes, I’ll have ah Martini.”
“Dry?” asks the waiter.
“No,” replies Rivka, “tzvei iz genug (two is enough).”