chazak- good one!
I once knew a girl so stupid that…..
**She called me to get my phone number
**She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate’
**She put lipstick on her forhead because she wanted to make up her mind
**She tried to put M&M’s in alphibetical order
**She sent me a fax with a postage stamp on it
**She tried to drown a fish
**She thought a quarterback was a refund
**She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
**She tripped over a cordless phone
**She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
**She asked for a price check at the ‘Dollar Store’
**She studied for a blood test
**She thought ‘Meow Mix’ was a CD for cats
**When she heard 90% of crimes occur at home, she moved
**When she took someone to the airport, she saw a sign that said ‘Airport Left’, and she turned around to go home.
**When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus, TWICE!!