An Irishman, Frenchman, Englishman and Israeli are sitting in a pub.
The Irishman says: “I have a bit of change left, I’m thinking of buying Citibank”
The Frenchman says: “I have a bit of money left as well and am considering buying General Motors”
The Englishman says: I’m putting in an offer to buy Microsoft.
Expectingly they all turn to see what the Israeli has to say.
He, slowly taking another sip of beer, says: “Sorry to disappoint you all, but I’m not selling”.