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There is a bidding war going on to build a tunnel connecting England and France. The first few contractors submit their bid at around a billion dollars each. The next few undercut them by a few %. And the bidding war is on. Comes along Moshe’s construction-“no job too big or too small tm”-and places a bid for 10 million dollars. They are incredulous. They call in Moshe and ask him to explain how he can do for 10m what everyone else expects to cost a billion. “Simple” he explains. All these other people come with fancy shmancy degrees and certificates. They need to hire engineers to make sure that when they dig on either side of the channel it will mesh exactly. I, on the other hand, just place Yankel on one side of the channel , Chain on the other, they motion to each other, if it looks ok, two thumbs up is the signal and the crew begins to dig.” “But what if the digging is not aligned and you miss each other?”
“No problem-Than you get 2 tunnels for the price of 1”