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Imanonov
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I’ve got the feeling that this one has already appeared once before, but there is no way I’m going to check all 1100+ entries:

Boy!!! Was I glad to receive this!!

Check your shampoo bottle label.

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:

FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY!

NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads:

DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

Problem Solved!!!

If I don’t answer the phone I’ll be in the shower!!!