Here R a few
Two Hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his Phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “my Friend is dead! what can i do?”the operator says, “calm down. i can help. first let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. back on the phone, the guy says “Ok, now what?”
A guy says, “I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers”
A doctor says to his patient, ” I have bad news and worse news.” “oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient. the doctor replies, “you only have 24 hours to live.” “that’s terrible,” said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” the doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”