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A Rabbi went to a non-frum school to see how much the children were taught on judeisum (cant spell it sorry) anyway he goes to the oldest class, 8rh grade and asks a boy a simple question:

” who broke the luchos habris (ten commandments) “

the boy replies “Rabbi I promise you it wasn’t me, I wasn’t there! I didn’t do it! How could of it been me?????”

The Rabbi very upset goes to the teacher and relates what happened the teacher then replies: “I know the kid and if he said he didn’t do it, he didn’t do it!”

The troubled Rabbi then goes to the principal and tells him the whole story the principal then responds “don’t worry whatever was broken the school will pay for it”