Obama meets the Queen of England. He asks how she runs such an efficient government.
Queen: I only surround myself with intelligent people.
Obama: How do you do that?
Queen: Well I ask them a riddle. If they get it right then I know they are intelligent.
Obama: What’s the riddle?
Queen: Tony Blair come over here.
Tony: Yes Mam.
Queen: If your parents have a child and it’s not your sister and it’s not your brother, who is it?
Tony: It’s me, your highness.
Queen: Right
Obama: Wow – that’s amazing.
So Obama goes back to the states and is in his oval office.
Obama: Joe Biden come in here.
Biden: Yes sir
Obama: If your parents have a child and it’s not your sister and it’s not your brother, who is it?
Biden: Hmmm… I’ll have to think about that. Let me get back to you.
Biden goes all over the white house asking people the question, but nobody seems to know the answer. Finally, he runs into Colin Powell.
Biden: Hey Colin. I have a question.
Colin: Yes Joe?
Biden: If your parents have a child and it’s not your sister and it’s not your brother, who is it?
Colin: It’s me.
Biden: Excellent – thank you so much!
Biden runs back to Obama.
Biden: President Obama! I have the answer! It’s Colin Powell
Obama: No you idiot! ……………………… It’s Tony Blair!