A few more:
I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Earthquake in Washington obviously government’s fault.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.