Yesterday I got my Tax Return “Returned”
I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, however, the IRS sent mine back.
I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said: “List All Dependents”
So, I replied:
12 million illegal immigrants
3 million crack heads
42 million unemployable people on food stamps
2 million people in over 243 prisons and
535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently, this was NOT acceptable..
So I sent it back with a question:
“Did I forget someone?”