ikno, I heard the non Jewish version of that joke. I like your version better. The non Jewish version is that there are 3 men waiting in the hospital waiting for their wives to give birth. The nurse walks out and says to the first man, “Congratulations, your wife gave birth to twins!”
He said, ” That’s fuuny, I work for the Minnesota Twins.”
Several minutes later, the nurse walks out again and says to the second man, “Congratulations, your wife gave birth to triplets!”
He said, That’s funny, I work for the 3M company.” (That’s the company that makes scotch tape.)
The third guy starts going insane, moaning and groaning. “I work for 7up!”
crazybrit- Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
A friend of mine once told me once when he didn’t have a good night. “I slept like a baby. I woke up every hour and cried.”