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An Arab and a Jew go to a pastry shop.

The Arab whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker

doesn’t notice.

The Arab says to the Jew: You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that!

The Jew says to the Arab: Watch this; a Jew is always cleverer than an Arab.

He says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!

The baker gives him the cookie which the Jew promptly eats. Then he says to

the baker:

Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious

but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

The he says again: Give me one more cookie… The baker is getting angry now

but gives him one anyway.

The Jew eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic

trick?

The Jew says: Look in the Arab’s pocket!