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September 10, 2014 5:58 am at 5:58 am
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Randomex
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Post 1 of 3: Anti-proverbs
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If at first you don’t succeed, quit.
Taste makes waist.
All’s well that ends.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
An onion a day keeps everybody away.
A rolling stone gets the worm.
A fool and his money is a friend indeed.
Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like a banana.
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
All that glitters is not dull.
Fine swords butter no parsnips.
Time flies like to fly around clocks.
What doesn’t kill you makes you stranger.