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Post 1 of 3: Anti-proverbs

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If at first you don’t succeed, quit.

Taste makes waist.

All’s well that ends.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

An onion a day keeps everybody away.

A rolling stone gets the worm.

A fool and his money is a friend indeed.

Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like a banana.

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

All that glitters is not dull.

Fine swords butter no parsnips.

Time flies like to fly around clocks.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stranger.