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Jerusalem, is on his way to court for an important trial and sadly,

got a late

start to his morning. By the time he gets to the court house, all the

parking

spots are taken. He drives around five minutes, ten minutes, fifteen

minutes,

After 30

minutes of circling the parking lot and the adjacent neighborhoods in

utter

futility, the time for his court appearance fast approaching, he

turns his

universe. I swear

I will give 10% tzedakah each year, daven three times a day, make my

home a

meeting place for Torah scholars, go to the mikveh before Shabbos

each week,

need a

heart-wrenching plea, a

guy pulls out of a parking spot right there and then, and Shmuel

turns to God