Immediately Moishe piped up and said, “YES, I’m allergic to shots!”
The Parrot that Teaches Hebrew
David and Bernice are visiting Israel and are out for a stroll when they walk into a pet store and see a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to its right leg.
David asks the store owner the significance of the strings.
“And what happens if I pull both strings at the same time?” asks David
“I fall off my perch, Einstein!” squawks the parrot.