”Okay,” says the guy. He turns to his dog. ”Okay, Moishe. Tell me — what is on top of a house?”
”Roof!” The man turns and smiles at the bartender.
”THAT ain’t talking! Any dog can bark!”
”Okay, Moishe. Tell me — how does sandpaper feel?”
”Ruff!”
”What the heck you tryin’ to pull, mister?” said the bartender.
”Okay, okay,” says the man. “One more question. Okay, Moishe, tell me — who is the greatest ball player who ever lived?”
“Ruth.”
The bartender had enough and picked up the guy and his dog and threw them onto the sidewalk outside of the bar.
Moishe stands up and looks at his owner. “Wow. Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?”