Chaim Yankel is sitting alone at Yitz’s Deli when in walks his friend Moshe who takes one look at Chaim Yankel and asks what’s wrong.
“Well,” said Chaim Yankel, “my wife asked me that famous question women ask. Now I’m in deep trouble at home.”
“What kind of question?” asked Moshe.
“She asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, wrinkly and has gained weight.”
“That’s easy,” said Moshe. “You just say, ‘Of course I will.'”
“Yeah,” said Chaim Yankel , “that’s what I meant to say, except I said, ‘Of course I DO…'”