During a pre-training exercise, a pilot in the Israeli Air Force approached the hangar in which his plane was being kept to perform some routine checks on his plane. Dudu, from Air Force security, stopped the pilot and asked to see his identification.
“I don’t see why I have to show you my ID,” the pilot snapped. “After all, it is my plane.”
“That may be true,” replied Dudu, “but it’s sitting in my garage!”