An 85 year old woman comes to court because she shoplifted a can of peaches. The judge, feeling bad for her asks her how many peaches were in the can.
“Just six” she replied.
The judge says “I’ll just sentence you to 6 days in jail, one day for each peach you stole.”
The judge then turns to her husband and asks if there is anything he wants to say on his wife’s behalf.
The old man replies “she also stole a can of peas.”