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zichmich
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Why is it that in Israel there is a option to keep two days Purim and only one day Yom Tov?

Because When Hashem asked the Jews of Israel if they want one or two days Yom Tov, they asked, “What are we supposed to do on Yom Tov?”

Hashem answered: “Make seudos -eat meals” They said “We can’t afford to buy so much food. We”ll take one day”

When Hashem asked them how many days Purim they want. They asked, “What do you do on Purim?

Hashem answered: “You go around and collect money.”

The Israeli Jews said: Collect Money??! Great! We”ll take two days!