Do Moderators take subtitle bribes? What if it’s for a mitzvah?
Maybe flattery will work.
Your neshamah makes Eliyahu Hanavi take note.
When you light Shabbos candles, even the melechim sing Shalom Alechem.
When you bentch, I get goosebumps.
Your Yom Kippur breath smells like sweet peppermint candies.
I would eat a gallon of maror just to daven mincha beside you.
Oh Moderators, how wonderful are thee