SIDI ! Why are you calling me a traitor?! That’s not funny…
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Annoying Aunts
> Annoying My Aunts
> Annoying Nieces
> Annoying Uncles
> Annoying Pants
a guy broke up with me after 10 dates
> a guy broke up with me before 10 dates
Living Aboard a Boat
> “I’m on a Boat”
Orthodox Jews and Psychology
> Orthodox Jews and Philosophy
> Orthodox Jews and Physiology
> Orthodox Jews and Physionomy
> Orthodox Jews and Philology
> Orthodox Jews and Philately
If you think the R word is offensive you are retarded
> If you think the N word is offensive…
I am a tailor
> I am a soldier
> I am a spy
>I am a Sheep – I like that song! (It’s by Country Yossi’s old group The Or Chodosh.)
Everyone Must Answer: Your Favorite Song
> Everyone Must Answer: Your Least Favorite Song
Is Meor changing this year?
> Is Meor changing 2 years ago?
(It would be more accurate! I hate pointless old-thread bumping…)
In Memory of the Old Timers
> No Memory of the Alzheimer’s
> No Memory of the Algemeiner [Journal]
self squashing and growth
> baby squashing and growth
Girl giving the “yes” first in shidduchim
> Girl giving the “no” first in shidduchim
(too predictable?)
World Trade Center A”H
> World Trade Center ZT”L
> World Trade Center ZY”A
> Arnold Fine A”H
goldfish has brain surgery
> molecule has microsurgery
maaleh of chatzos
>challeh of matzos
Comments on Shopping613’s Serial
> Comments on Shopping613’s Cereal
[dodges tomatoes]
Hello Kitty is not a cat?
> Hello Kitty is not a real cat?
> Hello Kitty has brain surgery
> Hello Kitty A”H
(Rule of 3…)
Gog and Magog
> Gosh and Mygosh
(Goq: “Megillas Fester”, LOL!)
(Also, Bookworm120 got the imperative thing.)