Some posters have written that they are reluctant to share some funny stories since then they will reveal their identity.
Please, we all like a good laugh, just say it happened to someone you know.
Here’s one that happened to someone I know (it really wasn’t me).
This friend of mine borrowed his brothers car for the date and his brother warned him that if anything happens to the car, even if it’s not his fault, he’s in big trouble. When he was returning to the car after the date he thought he saw a few teenagers opening the doors and getting in. He started running and screaming, “don’t you dear touch my car”. The boys backed off terrified until he realized that his brothers car was a few cars ahead.
He then went back to the bewildered girl and apologized. She said it was O.K. and now she has a funny story to tell her friends.