I agreed to go out with a biology major who lived a few hours away. She offered to drive in since I lived near a fried of hers who she hadn’t seen in a long time.
After picking her up I asked how her drive was and she responded that she had no traffic but she had to make two stops.
I said that when I drive out there I try to skip the stops.
“But don’t you get thirsty?” she asked.
“Well last time I just took three cans of Pepsi with me”, I responded.
She looks me up and down and says, “It’s not possible for someone your size to drink 3 cans of Pepsi in a 5 hour period and not make any stops!”.
I explained that I never said I drank all three, I brought them just in case.
“Oh, well in that case it is possible.”
It didn’t work- she was too smart for me.
(Well actually she ended it, she said I wasn’t smart enough for her. Nice person though. Still can’t figure out if it was a joke or not.)