A little background to the story first.
I’m driving with my mother in an old jalopy when the radiator starts leaking. Mom is all nervous that we’re going to get a ticket for illegal disposal of a toxic chemical (the anti freeze), so I pulled into a parking lot and parked in a spot where the front of the car was over the grassy part of a cement island.
I repeated the story on a date and the girl asked “but didn’t it ruin the grass?”
“Actually not”, I responded sarcastically, “it made the grass even greener than it was before!”.
“Oh, that’s very interesting, I would have thought that the chemicals would kill the grass.”
We ended up getting married but only after I told her I was going to take care of the yard (and oil changes).