Truly funny story, and as much as I know you hate the bungalow scene, I have a return story for you (not on shidduchim, but still funny)
Person A makes arraingments to have a goyta clean her bungalow prior to A’s arrival (no sense in wasting time cleaning when there’s so much fun to be had)
Arrival day comes, and A is horrified (horrified!) to see her unit a total wreck (squirrel droppings, leaves, dust, ect)
Person B on the other hand (the person inthe attached unit), is thrilled to see that her unit has been cleaned to perfection.
The goyta cleaned the wrong unit!