The only Jewish way is:
1) To have the boy’s mother meet the girl at least 5 times in different settings.
2) For the girl’s father to farher the boy for at least 2 hours before the boy ever sees the girl at all.
3) The boy and girl then have a conversation with a large, thick curtain between them, with adult supervision. This conversation can last no longer than 20 minutes.
4) Mazel tov. The parents all sing and dance together, leaving the boy and girl awkwardly sitting on opposite sides of the curtain to think about how they ever got into this situation. But no worries, they’ll be able to see each other again at their wedding.
I’ll post this pretending you are being funny and not condescending – 29