I often forget how to act like an adult in public. My friends say they don’t know me when we’re walking together and I jump onto a street barrier.
Sometimes I think it’s Wednesday for 4 days straight.
After taking a test, I generally forget all the information I studied for 5 hours that morning. Ok, maybe that’s selective amnesia. But it’s not like I’ll ever need to know it again.
I’ve searched for my glasses for hours before realizing I was wearing them.
I wonder why it takes so long for my pot to boil. Then I realize I turned on the wrong burner. I now hallucinate about smoke alarms.
Never get in a car with me; I’m still working on the left versus right thing, as well as the brake versus gas.
I could go on and on with this list, but I forgot all my other incidents.
I’m at peace with my absent-mindedness, but it’s nice to know I’m not the only one 😉 Oh, the stove!
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