RebbYidd23 that’s ridiculous and offensive. Everyone knows that llamas are notorious snorers and fall asleep at their posts more often than not. If you want them to guard you, then fine. But when they make the news, like back in March at the Yiddish Torah Country Club for loud and obscene behaviour, why would anyone support the petition?
Maybe if you bribe them with fleishing jerky, or mango jerky, but not for free.