Fantastic news!
I am offering service to make your Pesach more difficult!
I have three different packages:
the basic package we will hide 10 pieces of chametz for you making it very difficult to find
with our mehadrin package we will send someone to your house every day until Pesach to spread chametz in all the rooms you have already cleaned.
For the Mehadrin min hamehadrin package, t ensure nobody accuses you of chas vesholam having had an easy Pesach we will come by daily Make all your Pesach dishes chametz throw at any food you may have prepared.
Lets make Pesach hard again!
the sad think is, I’m afraid I might get some customers