And one more.. if I may.
Chazal (our great Rabbis) say הרוצה לשקר ירחק עדותו, if you want to lie, move away, distance your witness. Sure, the iospheric bionic oxyhypersperic pressure (and according to Dr. Middos, the grepslink of the kugelator) is getting lower with each thousand years… and that’s why it’s getting hotter…. OOPS, no! That’s why it’s getting cooler!! OOPS AGAIN!!! – NO! That’s why the weather is CHANGING!!
Hear that!!! In olden times there was NO WEATHER CHANGE. And now the weather changes!! (Gosh!!! What was the conversations like back then?!?)
And that’s all because of of what our great bright scientists have discovered – we use too much CO. So it produces oxyhyperflorurobihydronation in the hypershpheric region of the iosphere. Which causes it to (let’s take a look outside… now it’s cold) get cooler… with every five hundred years…
Reminds me of the Coffee research… Drinking coffee is terrible… it causes xx and xxx and xxxx. It could also lead to xxxxx and xxxxxx. <Two days later> Drinking coffee is very beneficial for xx and xxx. It also help xxxx and xxxxx. <Three days later> Drinking coffee is so dangerous.. it can have long term effects on xx and xxx.
YEAH!! KEEP ‘EM BUSY!!!