I cannot believe they let another Chabad thread pop up. I also can’t believe my own lack of self restraint in clicking on it.
To the OP, if I were feeling in a complimentary towards Chabad mood, I would say:
Poor man’s yiddishkeit (I mean that in a good way, which I can explain). Be the most successful kiruv organization to ever exist.
If I were feeling how I’m actually feeling thanks to the other thread:
Worship the Rebbe as he is the only path to salvation. Convert all other yidden to Rebbe-worship at all costs by means of feigning affection/respect.