Democrats: * begin depositions *
Republicans: WE NEED OPEN HEARINGS!
Democrats: Okay.
Republicans: * unanimously vote against open hearings *
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Democrats: * issue subpoenas for documents and witnesses *
White House: * refuses everything *
Republicans: There’s no evidence!
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Democrats: * begin open hearings *
Republicans: It’s all hearsay!
Witnesses: I heard it straight from the President’s mouth.
Republicans: Ukraine hacked our election!
Witnesses: That’s a pro-Russia narrative that holds no weight in truth.
Republicans: CHALUPA!
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Republicans: Trump isn’t being given a chance to defend himself.
Nadler: Now is your time. Come present your case.
Trump: Ha ha nope.
Republicans: Trump still isn’t being given a chance to defend himself.
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The Do Nothing Democrats…