Well, Millhouse, the Secret Service did NOT arrest the Kleine Trumpkopf (aka Pence) for ignoring the rules of the Mayo Clinic and being the ONLY one among dozens of doctors, other government officials etc. to wander around patient wards with no face covering. If you are stopped by the “facemask police” just invoke one of the Pence excuses
1. I didn’t know the rules
2. I knew the rules but I was tested negative sometime recently
3. I wanted to look the distribution team “in the eye” to thank them for my free mask.
4. I was afraid Trump would call me a Wus if I was seen wearing the mask
5. The rules don’t apply to an ehrliche goysuch as myself who has special immunity from shamayim against this virus.
5. My galach said that masks are not Tziniusdik
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