In other news, Mr. Biden
– reversed Suleimani assassination as unlawful with the help of a mekubal
– restored diplomatic relations with ISIS and send an ambassador to Raqqah. The embassy is under construction given the disaster that previous administration “literally left us nothing and nobody to work with at Raqqah”.
– the new ambassador will not refer to IS as “Islamic” though. We did not decide yet what the new meaning of “IS” is
– all progressive House members are told that they’ll be send as an ambassador to Raqqah if they do not behave
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