Look at the U.S. News and World Report ranking of yeshivos and then decide. In case of a tie, make your decision depending on whether your BFFs live in Chicago or Cleveland and whether Illinois or Ohio has more liberal recreational Canabis legislaton. Also reminder that Telshe Cleveland is only about a 15 minute drive from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame but Chicago is home of the Cubbies.
Alternatively, get some good tutorials on how to frame a good troll.
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