Reply To: Daily Dose Of Humor

There was once a man driving a car on highway Erev Shabbos. Realizing he wasn’t gonna to make it to his destination before Shabbos starts, he pulled over and decided to spend the whole shabbos where he is.

He davened Kabolos Shabbos then Maariv. Afterwards he looked around his car to see if he can scavenge for himself some food or water. He only found one bottle of alcohol! “ברוך השם” he said!

He remembered that he learnt if such a מעשה happens then he can have in mind what the alcohol should be מקיים and it halachakigly works. So that’s what he did…

He made kiddish, then took a shot!
Had in mind hamotzie, then took a shot!
Had in mind fish, then took a shot!
Had in mind the soup, then took a shot!
Had in mind the meat, chicken, Kugel…, then had a shot!
Had in mind the dessert, then took a shot!

After he thanked ה׳ for his delicious meal, he realized a horror. He screamed “ Oh no I forgot to take a shot in between the fish and soup!!!!”